Satirical News Service
Upon hearing President Obama's speech in which he stated "It could have been me" in response to the Trevor Martin shooting and Zimmerman trial, Tea Party members were diabolically gleeful. Immediately they formed new armed "Neighborhood Watch" committees to patrol around the White House looking
for "dangerous looking" African American males who might happen to be in the Rose Garden. If they should discover one, they would dutifully pursue him and "stand their ground" if they felt threatened.