Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
After the US Supreme Court today ruled that DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act) was
unconstitutional, House Republicans proposed a new Last Ditch Defense of Marriage Act. This act defines marriage as only between a couple who believe that
marriage should only be between a man and a woman and that the Supreme Court
can go F$*%* themselves.
"We feel that this act is necessary because certain activist Supreme
Court Justices refuse to act as we want them to." stated House Speaker Boehner.
