Satirical News Service
Madison, WI
Madison, WI
In an effort to win over disaffected woman voters, Ted Cruz
today came out strongly in support of equality for women tied to gun rights.
Standing behind two large Target posters, he stated that as President he would
require that all targets no longer depict just men, but should put woman equally
front and center in the sights of gun owners. In doing so he wants to demonstrate that he “gets”
equality for men and women and also willing to show some flexibility with
passing meaningful gun regulations.