Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
After announcing the USPS is issuing a new FOREVER stamp to honor George H Bush Sr., it also announced that it was issuing another NEVER stamp portraying Donald Trump. According to postal authorities, it will not stick to anything. The adhesive on the back will make you gag and vomit. Letters sent with this stamp will go nowhere, and the actual denomination of it is unknown since Trump will not reveal how much it is actually worth.