Satirical
News Service
Washington, DC
In
an effort to shore up his sagging polls and demonstrate his skill at handling
tough international issues, DeSantis plans to offer a deal to Hamas where he
would exchange 10 Homeless Americans and 10 Undocumented US border crossers for
each Israeli hostage. He claims he already has the mechanism in place to do
this as evidenced by his recent actions by arranging to send undocumented
workers from Texas to Martha’s Vineyard last year. Now he is doubling down by
offering to send not only undocumented workers from other states, by also
Homeless people from California (just to stick it to Gavin Newsom). DeSantis promised
that the people he sends over to Gaza will be very compliant and diligent
workers – and if not Hamas can always deport them somewhere else.
