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Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Scientists Baffled by "Ketchup-Like" Substance Erupting from Geyser

 


Satirical News Service
Yellowstone National Park, Montana

Scientists from the USGS are baffled by the most recent geyser eruption in the Biscuit Basin at Yellowstone National Park that spewed a tower of red-colored, viscous substance more than 100 feet high into the air. Scientists who analyzed the substance reported, "It seems to very much resemble Ketchup in both color and viscosity. We have never seen anything like this before."

 Coincidently the geyser erupted this week shortly after President Joe Biden dropped out of the Presidential Race and declared his support for Kamala Harris.