Satirical News Service
New York
A recent scientific study that was released this week showed patients thought to be in a persistent vegetative state, actually do have brain activity and are able to respond to questions. Following on this study, FOX TV announced today that it would be producing a new TV Quiz show modeled after its already popular "So You're Smarter Than a Fifth Grader", called "So You're Smarter Than A Persistent Vegetative Patient". In it "normal" people would compete against patients deemed to be in a persistent vegetative state. If the patient wins, they would be given a prize of either being taken off life support or a new Wii Playstation. Losers would be sent to Congress.
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