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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Millions of Republicans Keel over Dead to Protest Health Care Reform Passage


Satirical News Service
Washington, DC


As soon as the final vote count was completed in the US House of Representatives, millions of Republicans simply keeled over dead as soon as passage of the bill was assured rather than face government sponsored health care reform. Mitch McConnell – who remained alive long enough to give this interview – stated “See, we told you this would happen”. The scene of millions of Tea Baggers bodies lining capitol mall could be seen on FOX TV. Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck could not be reached for comment.



Original Satire from
Steven Friedman

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