Pope Emerges from Balcony and See’s His Shadow Indicating only 6 more weeks of Papacy.

Satirical News Service
Vatican City, Rome, Italy

After emerging from his Papal Balcony on Feb 11^th, the Pope saw his shadow indicating to the Catholic church that there was going to be only 6 more weeks or less of Popedom for Benedict IX, so he called it quits.

Instead of the usual routine of the College of Cardinals selecting a new Pope in secret, the Vatican is trying a new move that they say is keeping up with the efforts to modernize the catholic church. For the next pope, Cardinals with appear on a new reality show on FOX TV network called “So you think you can Pray” A Panel of judges from FOX TV will select the winner who will become the new Pope.

Photos Released of President Obama Shooting Skeet

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

After President Obama announced in a statement that he "likes to skeet shoot at Camp David", pundits at FOX news demanded that he release photos of him actually doing so. Today the White House released these photos of just that.