Satirical News Service
Vatican City, Rome, Italy
Vatican City, Rome, Italy
After emerging from his Papal Balcony on Feb 11th,
the Pope saw his shadow indicating to the Catholic church that there was going
to be only 6 more weeks or less of Popedom for Benedict IX, so he called it
quits.
Instead of the usual routine of the College of Cardinals
selecting a new Pope in secret, the Vatican is trying a new move that they say
is keeping up with the efforts to modernize the catholic church. For the next
pope, Cardinals with appear on a new reality show on FOX TV network called “So
you think you can Pray” A Panel of judges from FOX TV will select the winner
who will become the new Pope.
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