Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
In yet another setback for the Obama administration, authorities reported
glitches in the implementation of Death Panels – one of the Keystones to
Obamacare. Many people said that when they tried to sign their elderly relatives up for the
death panels on the internet, they were told conflicting information. According to one person “We
tried to sign granny up for the government death panel, but they said that they
couldn't because of a pre-existing condition. We thought those would go away
once Obamacare was initiated. "
Another individual reported that they were told
to leave their elderly parents out by the curb by 8:00 a.m., but when they
returned later that afternoon, they were still where they had left them. When they called they told that they were too young to receive death
panel benefits –too young! Someone
else complained that they had been assured that children would be eligible for death
panels, but then they were told the same thing.
Obviously Obamacare still has some glitches to overcome, but as Vice President Biden stated that it won’t be much longer before you can you’ll
be able to leave your elderly parents by the curb and they’ll be well taken care
of by Obamacare.
