Glitches Hamper Implementation of Obamacare Death Panels

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

In yet another setback for the Obama administration, authorities reported glitches in the implementation of Death Panels – one of the Keystones to Obamacare.  Many people said that when they tried to sign their elderly relatives up for the death panels on the internet, they were told conflicting information. According to one person “We tried to sign granny up for the government death panel, but they said that they couldn't because of a pre-existing condition. We thought those would go away once Obamacare was initiated. "

Another individual reported that they were told to leave their elderly parents out by the curb by 8:00 a.m., but when they returned later that afternoon, they were still where they had left them. When they called they told that they were too young to receive death panel benefits –too young! Someone else complained that they had been assured that children would be eligible for death panels, but then they were told the same thing.

Obviously Obamacare still has some glitches to overcome, but as Vice President Biden stated that it won’t be much longer before you can you’ll be able to leave your elderly parents by the curb and they’ll be well taken care of by Obamacare.