Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Donald Trump
today elaborated on his plan to end automatic birthright citizenship. To
enforce this, he proposed to have US customs agents present at all live births.
Newborns would have to enter the world through US customs and immigration stations,
first having filled out the proper forms and presenting proper documentation to
show that both sperm and egg donors were US citizens at the time of conception.
If they are unable to produce this documentation, the newborn must return to
the womb and apply for either a pink card for a girl or a blue card for a boy
and wait 90 days before trying to be born again. According to Trump this will
practically eliminate “illegal birthright” immigration into the USA.
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