Congratulations President Elect Trump from The President of Mexico

Dear President Elect Trump:

                As president of Mexico I wish to be the first to congratulate you on your election to the Presidency of the United States. Acting as President of Mexico, I would like to tell you that we intend to follow through with your campaign pledge to “Build a wall between Mexico and Make the Mexicans Pay for it!”

Let me tell you how we are going to do just that.

As of January 20^th, all persons who carry a US passport unless they can prove that they were legally born in the Republic of Mexico will be required to pay an annual tax of $10,000. Anyone who owns any property in Mexico will be required to pay a monthly tax of $2000.  A 30 day visa will be required for any person not of Mexican Citizenship or without a relative who is a citizen in the Republic to enter into Mexico. The cost of these visas will be $600 per person. Each of these visas will only be valid for 30 days before they must be renewed. Anyone overstaying their visa will be immediately deported.

Any cruise ship entering into Mexican waters will be required to pay a bounty of $200 per passenger. Any goods entering into or leaving Mexico will be subject to a 200% duty. Any airplane with registry in the USA landing in a Mexican airport will be required to pay a $10000 landing tax per flight.

All corporations registered to a company in the United States will be required to pay a corporate tax of  $1,000,000 per year or be subject to seizure. While you may boast of all the companies that will be leaving Mexico to start manufacturing again in the US, let me tell you, our friends in the People’s Republic of China are very eager to take over these same factories that we will seize and nationalize for non-payment. They will then sell you those same goods at your local Walmart store at prices that undercut anything you can produce in your country.

So Mr. President Trump, we look forward to completing your wall. It will certainly help to keep out the steady flow of American’s fleeing your country after the shambles you make of it. So enjoy the view. We will!

Sincerely yours,

Enrique Peña Nieto
President
Republic of Mexico