Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Just Breaking. For the second day in a row of earth shattering news, Donald Trump stated he has just fired
Vladimir Putin as his “chief adviser”. In a Tweet today Trump tweeted “He’s
just not doing a good job – Sad! When I hired him as my super-secret chief
adviser I expected him to tell me about all his contacts with Mitch McConnell,
Michael Flynn, Steve Bannon and other staffers instead of going behind my back leaking
it to the Press. Total Loser!”
Many staffers in the White House were taken by surprise
with this announcement – mainly due to the fact that Trump thought that Vladimir
Putin worked for him. White House Press Secretary Spencer tried to spin it saying “President
Trump fired Mr. Putin because of his handling of Hillary Clinton’s emails.”
