Hey, middle-class America! Now that you’ve received that YUGE tax cut, here is something you can do with that money that will make you SUPER RICH (and you won’t have to pay any more taxes at ALL!)
With BITCOINS now selling in excess of $15,000, you can get in on OWNING A BITCOIN MINE!
Two prospectors were roaming around the Western Rockies when they discovered an abandoned GOLD mine. The Gold had been mined out of it, but what they discovered was even more valuable. YUGE deposits of BITOMIUN – the raw ore that BITCOINS are actually made from. The concentration of BITOMIUN is so high that it likely to yield 15-20 BITCOINS per ton! That's YUGE!!!!
The prospectors decided rather than take all the wealth for themselves, they’d let it TRICKLE DOWN to the Middle Class. So they decided to off SHARES in the mine.
Each share sells for a mere $5000, but with ALL THAT MONEY YOU’RE GOING TO GET BACK FOR YOUR TAX REFUND, you’ll be able to afford it. Then as the Price of BITCOINS keeps rising, you’ll be in the SUPER-RICH class before you can say “Trump is a LIAR!”.
We’re offering this great deal FIRST to those who’ve shown steadfast support to TRUMP and his REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL ALLIES.
Just think of all the things you’ll be able to do with that LOOT. Buy a second Jet (tax-free fuel!), Afford that Yacht in Boca Raton; Own your own Congressman…who knows.
Just send me $5000 in Bitcoins OR Untraceable cash to receive your SHARE certificate entitling you to the profits from the Colorado BITOMIUN mine.
Remember, this offer is available ONLY to the First 40 million Republicans.
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