Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Trump signed
an executive order today to “Defund China”.
In a rambling statement, he said
“Biden and
the Democrats want to defund everything that American’s hold sacred. They want
to defund the Police, they want to defund the Military, they want to defund our
latest branch of the Military- the Space Force, they want to defund our
churches and our oil industry that has been building that great pipeline
through South Dakota until those liberal Court justices shut it down, defund
the Wall……
Well today, I am going to defund China! Take that
Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden!”
No one in the administration could tell us just
what “Defunding China” means.
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