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Friday, January 15, 2021

Forthcoming Book by Trump "If I Did It"

 

Satirical News Service
New York, NY

SNS has obtained a pre-release copy of what Trump claims is a "fictional account" of how he committed all of the things that "the Liberal Democrats accuse me of". Oddly enough, it seems that the confessions he makes in his book are all well actual documented things he has done and can still be prosecuted for. Among these are his deals with Russia, his call to the Ukrainian Prime Minister, his tax returns, his rape accusations, and his inciting his supporters to riot, and many more. So far a publisher has not been announced, but Biden DOJ is studying the manuscript very carefully.


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