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Monday, August 16, 2021

Desperate Passengers Clamor Onto One of the Few SPIRIT Airlines Planes Actually Planning To Fly

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Chaos ensured at a major unnamed US airport today as desperate passengers, some of whom have been waiting for more than a week clamor to get onto a Spirit jet that is actually set to fly. Passengers were seen climbing over the wings, wheels, and holding onto anything that would enable them to get out on that flight. Spirit Airlines regrets the delays, but declined to comment on this scene.

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