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Sunday, November 28, 2021

Biden Installs Lower Price Gas Pump at White House

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 In an effort to show he’s fighting inflation and bring up his sagging poll numbers, President Biden today showed off a newly installed gas pump at the White House featuring $1 a gallon gas. He announced that this gas was made directly from the recently released “strategic reserve petroleum”. In his announcement, he stated this would now be open to the public to fill up their tanks. “I hope other gasoline companies would follow suit in lowering their pump prices”, he went on.

Before you go out and try to get gas at the White House, you first have to pass a background check and make a reservation. Your vehicle must also pass a security inspection and be tested for emissions.

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