Satirical News Service
Tallahassee, FL
The Republican led Florida legislature today put forward a
new bill that would require background checks for all persons wishing to obtain
a library card and a 10 day waiting period before checking out any library
books.
“While we realize that this may impact some law abiding
people who just want to read a nice mystery novel , there are some others who
may want to check out books like How to
give yourself an Abortion, or My
happy fun-filled Life as a Transgender. These type of WOKE books pose an eminent
danger to our impressionable youths, and out of an abundance of caution, we
must have these measures in place to protect them.”
Meanwhile the Florida Legislature repealed laws requiring
people to obtain a permit for concealed weapons and eliminated age requirements
for firearms purchases.
