Satirical News Service
OZ
Today Governor and ruling Wizard of Oz, Ron DeSainus reneged on his promises to the” Oz Four” after they defeated the evil Witch of Mar-a-Lago. Citing a recently passed law that DeSainus ushered through the Oz legislature, he is claiming that “giving the scarecrow a brain, The Tin Man a Heart, The Cowardly Lion 'da-Nerve', and Dorothy rights to her own reproductive decisions are all things that would be considered “Gender Affirming Care”, and illegal under the newly enacted law."
By taking a firm stand on this, he hopes to
make himself more appealing to the Republican base.
