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Sunday, April 30, 2023

Wizard DeSainus Denies Gender Affirming Care to Oz Four

Satirical News Service
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Today Governor and ruling Wizard of Oz, Ron DeSainus  reneged on his promises to theOz Fourafter they defeated  the evil Witch of Mar-a-Lago. Citing a recently passed law that DeSainus ushered through the Oz legislature, he is claiming that “giving the scarecrow a brain, The Tin Man a Heart, The Cowardly Lion 'da-Nerve', and Dorothy rights to her own reproductive decisions  are all things that would be considered “Gender Affirming Care”, and illegal under the newly enacted law."

By taking a firm stand on this, he hopes to make himself more appealing to the Republican base.

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