New Electric Cars Debut in 2028 Called the "Bunny" and the "Schildkröte" (Hare)

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Ralston Purina, the parent company of Eveready Batteries has announced plans to enter into the electric car manufacturing business. It is expected to debut its first model in 2028 which they have named “The Energizer Bunny”. Coincidently  a German company Varta - BMZ Group will also begin manufacturing electric cars with its first model called the "Schildkröte" (Tortoise).  To foster increased sales, the two companies have agreed to stage a cross-country race between the two cars. It will be interesting to see who wins this race between the tortoise and the hare.

Miraculous Rescue After 40 days in Amazon

 

Satirical News Service
Knoxville, TN

Authorities in Tennessee are cheering tonight  after a miraculous rescue of 40 young children and infants who had been lost in an Amazon Warehouse for more than 40 days. They had accidentally wandered into an Amazon Truck on one of its stops that was then parked at the sprawling Amazon warehouse in  Mt. Juliet, Tennessee. Cut off from all civilization they survived by eating old sandwiches and snacks left there by workers. Despite numerous rescue attempts by robots, it was feared that they would not be found, or worse, be  delivered to the wrong address. Finally, a pet dog brought by one of the workers found them and they were able to send teams of rescuers to retrieve them. They appeared to all be in good health and are expected to be delivered back to their homes in two days.