Satirical News Service
Knoxville, TN
Authorities in Tennessee are cheering tonight after a miraculous rescue of 40 young children
and infants who had been lost in an Amazon Warehouse for more than 40 days.
They had accidentally wandered into an Amazon Truck on one of its stops that was
then parked at the sprawling Amazon warehouse in Mt. Juliet, Tennessee. Cut off from all
civilization they survived by eating old sandwiches and snacks left there by
workers. Despite numerous rescue attempts by robots, it was feared that they
would not be found, or worse, be delivered to the wrong address. Finally, a pet
dog brought by one of the workers found them and they were able to send teams
of rescuers to retrieve them. They appeared to all be in good health and are expected
to be delivered back to their homes in two days.
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