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Friday, July 21, 2023

Own Your Own "Target of FBI Investigation" Letter

Now, exclusively from MAGA Enterprises, you can own a genuine facsimile “Letter to notify you that you are the target of an FBI investigation” letter – with YOUR name on it - just like the one they sent me!  

The letter even bears the signature of that witch-hunting traitor Jack Smith and lists all the lies they are accusing me of. Just holding this in your hands, you’ll be able to share in my pain and resolve to win in 2024 so I can fire all those bastards who plotted against me.

Cost  - a mere $2000 which will help me defray my ever-mounting legal costs.

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