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Monday, January 29, 2024

NFL to Now Include “ Booth Celebrities” to the annual NFL Draft

 

Satirical News Service
Las Vegas, NV

After Taylor Swift became a regular feature of cameo shots of her cheering on her “boyfriend” Travis Kelce there was a tremendous rise in viewers of Chief’s game Chiefs  Merchandise. The NFL is starting to take this very seriously and has proposed adding music celebrities to the annual NFL draft. They would sit in the owners’ booth at all football games and cheer on their favorite team hero. The Draft rules are still being hammered out, but celebrities may be chosen for the NFL Draft based on how they do in the charts. First-round draft choices could win annual contracts equal to those of first-round football players.

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