Satirical News Service
Washington DC
RFK Jr. today took sharp exception to VD Vance’s
recent remarks about Haitian Immigrants in Springfield, Ohio eating family and
neighbor’s pets.
“There
is nothing wrong with eating your domesticated family pet, although I would
stop at eating your neighbor’s without their permission. Pets are humanly
raised and free from hormones and other additives found in the highly processed
foods at local grocery stores. They can be an exceptional healthy source
of protein. There are many feral cats and dogs just running around
neighborhoods presenting both a safety and health hazard as well as a great
tax burden for having to create and maintain “No-Kill” animal shelters, or euthanizing
and cremating these animals when they could be used for food. Many other countries
do this and save their taxpayers millions of dollars."
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