Satirical News Service
Washington, DC News
Today, Kristy Noem sat down with us at Satirical News Service
to explain more thoroughly what she meant by Habeas Corpus.
Interviewer: Madam Secretary, as Director of the Homeland
Security Administration, in a law enforcement and national security position, you must understand and carry out the laws and constitutional rights of individuals, the Right to Habeas Corpus being one of them. In your testimony
before Congress yesterday, you defined habeas corpus as “a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove
people from this country.” Could you explain how you came to this interpretation?
Noem: Yes. Let me explain what I meant – which I would have
before that WOKE liberal retard of a Senator jumped all over me in that hearing
“Habeas Corpus”
is Latin for “Having a Corpse”. Very
few people know this. It literally means that the law gives people the right to
“have”, or in this case, “eat corpses”. Our President was
absolutely correct when he said that Hannibal Lecter and his followers were
streaming across our borders to demand the right of “Habeas Corpus”. Hattians, too, are demanding this right, only in their case it applies to people’s dogs and
cats and not the people themselves. This law came into being under President Obama
and was expanded by his liberal courts and President Biden to include illegal
immigrants. Soon, the Supreme Court will take up this case, and hopefully, we’ll
see the end of it.
I hope that answers your question.
