Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Today, Trump posted on Truth Social that he is considering
putting tariffs on time. Exactly how that would work is unclear, but in his
post, he said, “Why is time in Europe always hours ahead of us, and China it’s a
full day ahead. We should be the ones setting the time, and Europe and China
should follow us. So I am putting a 120% tariff on every hour ahead of
US time. Clocks will no longer be set at Greenwich, but here in Washington. If
Europe and China want more time, they’ll have to pay a stiff tariff for it."
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