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Friday, May 21, 2010

Make Big Bucks From the Oil Spill With Our Home Refinery Kit

Hey all you out of work fisherman, shrimpers and resort owners on the Gulf. Don’t despair just because your livelihood has been ruined by endless gobs of oil leaking from the broken BP oil well. Here is your chance to cash in and make big bucks.




How you say??
It’s Simple – Start Your Own Home Refinery!



Yes refining oil from crude oil is as simple brewing beer in your bath tub and best of all there’s a huge supply of FREE CRUDE oil just waiting there for you and you to scoop it up.




With our simple kit, and few hundred gallons of crude oil that you can simply scoop up for FREE from anywhere along the gulf shoreline, you’ll be able to make your own gasoline from your own refinery right in your own home.




No more paying big bucks at the gas station to fill up your car!
Before long you’ll be selling your own gasoline and making big bucks like those morons at BP!





Best of all at the rate this thing is spilling you’ll have an endless supply of raw crude oil for years to come.


Order today!

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