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Friday, May 14, 2010

Material for "Junk Fix" to BP Oil Pipeline Leak Revealed

Satirical News Service
New Orleans

BP officials have revealed for the first time the material they plan to pump into the leaking pipeline to stop the leak. After considering golf balls and old tires, they found that they were insufficiently "trashy" enough to do the job. This is what they finally decided would work.

Leaking Oil Spill Before "Junk" Applied
Leaking Oil Spill After "Junk" applied.

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