Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Amid growing protests against Full Body Scans and personal pat-downs, the TSA announced today that passengers who refuse full body scans may elect to be waterboarded instead. "We understand passengers dislike of the personal pat downs, so we’ve elected to much less invasive means of screening out would be terrorists."
Those electing to be waterboarded will be allowed to board their flights in the unlikely event that they do not confess to being a terrorist planning to blow up the plane.
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