Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In a surprise announcement coming just 24 hours after the mid term elections, most of the newly elected “Tea party” Republicans announced today their intention to resign after less than half their terms. Asked why they would announce their resignations immediately after they were elected they quoted from Sarah Palin’s resignation speech from her governorship of Alaska after half her term - “It would be apathetic to just hunker down and "go with the flow". And only dead fish "go with the flow".
All of these newly elected congressmen said they plan to pursue more lucrative careers as Fox News Commentators now that they got the public exposure they were looking for.
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