Satricial News Service
Washington DC
In their first act as the "Tea Party Congress", the House today passed a resolution declaring Presdient Obama and VP Biden "Legally dead". This clears the way for John Boehner, now the speaker of the House to assume the duties of President. According to one "Tea Party" congress person, "While we cannot produce a Birth Certificate for Obama, we can now definitely produce a Death Certificate." Although a state funeral date has not been announced, the New Speaker of the House will be sworn in on Friday as the new acting President. Since the sitting Presdient is "legally dead", he cannot veto this bill. Next on the agenda is the repeal of Obamacare, Medicare, and the Bill of Rights.
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