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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Obama’s Dog “Bo” Goes Missing Just Prior To Chinese State Dinner

Satirical News service
Washington DC

The Obama’s dog “Bo” mysteriously went missing yesterday, just prior to the state dinner with the visiting Chinese head, Hu. Sources say that it was last seen playing in the Rose garden and then just disappeared.
At the state dinner, Obama pledged to forge a new relationship with China that would create more jobs for Americans. In honor of this visit, Hu was served a special Chinese dish xiāng ròu or “fragrant meat”. The ingredients were not revealed.
In other news the House of Representatives, in keeping with their pre-election pledge, passed a bill repealing Health Care for all Americans. From now on only leeches will be available to treat bad humors of the body. In related news WellPoint, the parent company of Blue Cross announced today that it has just created over 1000 new jobs, all of them lobbyists for the Health Insurance Industry. According to one WellPoint spokesperson “This shows that repealing Obamacare will create jobs

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