North Korea Hot Line Message

After repeated attempts to reach North Korea on the Hot Line, sources in the West reported to have received this recorded message.

"Hello you running dog lackeys of imperial western powers bent on destroying North Korea. Thank you for calling on our hot line. Your call is very important to us. Due the high volume of calls we are currently receiving from Western powers pleading for a nuclear disarmament agreement we are unable to take your call right now. If you would like to state your most recent demands for nuclear disarmament or whatever threats or sanctions you think will dissuade us from our path of nuclear domination, you may do so at the beep. Otherwise Goodbye and prepare to meet Armageddon you running dog lackeys of imperial western powers bent on destroying North Korea. Oh and if this is Dennis Rodman, you can call me on my private cell phone 12-345-68124567."