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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Enjoy the Timeless Pleasure of Collecting Members of Congress.


Thanks to this exclusive offer from  MCCUTCHEON and the US Supreme Court you too can now enjoy the timeless beauty of owning your own member of Congress in your personal collection.

Each one of these handpicked Congressmen displays the exquisite detail only obtained with years of fine craftsmanship and lobbying. At Mccutcheon, we’ve preselected these select Congressman and women for you to enjoy and manipulate over and over again.

After your initial payment of only 3.8 million, we’ll send you your first junior congressman – yours to manipulate as ever you please. Then every month or so we’ll continue to send you select Congressmen from the US House of Representative all the way up to ranking members of the US Senate.  Imagine the hours of pleasure you’ll have making them do your beck-and-call - repealing  Obamacare, minimum wage, banking regulations, and more.

You’ll be in the company of life long collectors like William Randolph Hearst, Sheldon Aldelstein and others who for years have enjoyed this timeless hobby. And remember these can only increase in value as does your power over them. So don’t wait because this limited offer will not be around forever.

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