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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Fox News Reports Their Own Satellite Images May be Wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370


Satirical News Service
New York, New York


Sources at FOX news today revealed enhanced photos taken from their own satellite which contradict those released today by  the Australian GeoResonancece satellite, and claim that these definitively identify the wreckage of the Malaysian jetliner on the ocean floor. According to a spokesperson from FOX, these photos place the wreckage not in the Indian Ocean, as initially stated, but instead in the Pacific Ocean somewhere close to Los Angeles. The shape definitely shows the fuzzy outline of the body and wings of the jetliner.  Investigators are closely examining these photos to determine if they may indeed be the lost jetliner.

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