Satirical News Service
New York, New York
New York, New York
Sources at FOX news today revealed enhanced photos
taken from their own satellite which contradict those released today by the Australian GeoResonancece satellite, and claim that these definitively
identify the wreckage of the Malaysian jetliner on the ocean floor. According
to a spokesperson from FOX, these photos place the wreckage not in the Indian
Ocean, as initially stated, but instead in the Pacific Ocean somewhere close to
Los Angeles. The shape definitely shows the fuzzy outline of the body and wings
of the jetliner. Investigators are closely
examining these photos to determine if they may indeed be the lost jetliner.
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