Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Following the botched execution by lethal injection
of an inmate in Oklahoma this week, three state legislatures have passed bills
changing the method of execution to “Death by Obamacare”. Much like Thomas
Edison’s push for the electric chair in the 1890’s as a way to show people the
inherent dangers of AC current, this method of execution is designed to demonstrate
to people how lethal Obamacare can be. Although details of this method are
intentionally vague, sources report that it involves a three step process.
First the condemned person is forced to appear before a five person “Death
Panel”. Next the condemned is placed on a gurney in front of a computer
terminal where they are then logged in to Healthcare.gov. Then a team of government appointed doctors mandate certain procedures
and test be carried out.
“While some
people in the legislature felt that this represents cruel and unusual punishment,
we feel that it suits the purpose of acting as a deterrent to crime and also letting
people know just how lethal Obamacare is, by intentionally killing someone with
it.”
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