Satirical News Service
Cupertino, CA
Cupertino, CA
At long last the most anticipated product from the
Apple product line was announced today in Cupertino. The iCoo-Coo-Clock Watch. The iCoo-Coo-Clock watch will put users directly
in touch with social media by displaying a revolving icon of the person who has
left them a Facebook message or email. It will also be uniquely auditory by
chiming the classic “coocoo” sound (now patented by Apple) to announce when a
message is received. The design features a stylish wrist band with a
wooden watch sized clock attached. It
does not use any batteries that could harm the environment, but instead is
powered by two counter weights that suspend from the wrist band. An apple
spokesperson spoke teary eyed to the press saying “I’m sure the Steve is
looking down at this achievement with great pride, wherever he is”.
Users are already lined up at Apple stores even
though the product will not become available for several months.
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