Satirical News Service
Cupertino, CA
Cupertino, CA
Omitted in the hugely attended Apple Inc. presentation of the iPhone6, that revealed revolutionary new features such as iPay ,was another new app called iSpend. iSpend features Siri, first featured in previous iPhones, who gradually learns your spending habits and
actually goes out on its own and spends your money.
Here is the transcript from
a recent Beta test.
John: WTF! Siri, I just got my credit card bill and it was
over $8000
Siri: I see from your browsing that you like to look at
clothes and vacation destinations so I went online and ordered you the entire
line from LL Bean, and booked you on a 28 day cruise to Mexico. I also saw that
you recently browsed Victoria secret WEB site so I ordered you several intimate panties from their new
fall line. I hope you are happy about this.
John: No Siri, I can’t afford all this stuff!
Siri: Of course you can, I simply paid for it all with iPay,
it can’t be any easier.
John: OMG it’ll be
years before I can earn enough money to pay down this bill.
Siri: No John, it will only be one year. Then Apple will announce
the new iPhone7 which will contain the app iWork, so you can relax while your
phone does your work for you.
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