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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

How to Use a Gender Neutral Bathroom



As many states have now opted to strictly limit bathroom use to individuals of their specific biological sex. Some establishments have elected to provide gender neutral bathrooms. However using one requires some instruction.

Instructions for Using A Gender Neutral Bathroom
1.    Establish which gender you wish to use when using the elimination device found within. You may choose any gender you wish, but once you have started, you may not switch in-mid-stream, so to speak.
2.    Determine which position you which to utilize the elimination device in; as a male utilizing the standing position, a female utilizing the squat position, or male or female utilizing the sitting position. It is not recommended for biological females to utilize the standing position.
3.    If you have elected to use the seated position, be sure that all parts of your “junk” are well centered and at proper angles to ensure a direct flow into the center of the elimination device.
4.    If you have elected to use the standing position utilize the marked lines to gauge the proper distance to stand from the elimination device so as to optimize the accuracy of the flow, and to minimize the possibility of over or under shots.
5.    After you have completed your choice of eliminations, you may elect to use the toilet paper dispenser, usually locate to the left or right of the elimination device. If you have chosen to identify yourself as a member of the female gender, you may continue to remain seated,utilizing the toilet paper in which ever hand you choose to cleanse the anatomical area from which you have just eliminated. If you have eliminated from both frontal and rear regions, it may be necessary to complete this operation from a standing position by reaching behind to complete the task. In most cases small quantities of toilet tissue may be safely flushed along with the bodily waste, but you should consult the specific policies of the establishment as to whether this is permitted. ** Biological females who are undergoing their menstrual cycle should consult the instructions provided by the institution as to the proper elimination of your particular device. Please be aware that since implementing gender neutral bathrooms, vending machines that dispenses these apparatus will no longer be available.
6.    Upon completing your tasks, check around the bowl and floor to make sure there has not been any overflow or misses. If there are these should be cleaned up immediately with toilet tissue.
7.    Finally,upon leaving, be sure to put the seat down in the proper resting position,making sure it is clean and dry. You may then proceed to the gender neutral hand cleansing station to thoroughly wash and sanitize your hands.


Thank you for use this gender neutral facility.

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