Washington, DC
I am writing you once again to implore you to come
and live with me here in Pyongyang. The American people do not deserve as just and great a leader as yourself.
We are so much alike! You say you can grab all the pussy you like because you
are famous. Me too! You say you can stand on Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and
still the people would love you. I have shot thousands of people – right in the
capital, and the people still love me! You want to have Hunter Biden put in
jail. I would execute him and all of his family and friends! They mock you because
of your small hands and weird hairdo, but no one mocks me because I am small
all over, and have a weird hairdo. Think
of the walls we could build together. Think of the fun we could have together
threatening the world with nuclear destruction, or hacking into everyone’s private
files. We are two peas in a pod as you Westerners say. You could build a Trump
towers right here in Pyongyang right next to mine, and put both of our names on it (mine bigger though). Please, Please
say you will.
Most lovingly, your exalted leader Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the
appearance that a leader should have.
Kim Jong Un.
Priceless Steve!!
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