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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Melena Trump Says“My Donald Plans to Give Millions of Americans a Golden Shower”

Satirical News Service
Washington DC


In a pre-inaugural interview on a leading talk show, Melena Trump blurted out “My Donald is good man! He said he plans to give millions of Americans a golden shower”.  Immediately Katrina Pierson tweeted, “Melena misspoke; she meant to imply that Trumps policies will shower millions of Americans with wealth, not that he would literal shower American’s with gold, or a “golden shower” as she naively implied in her interview. Later Melena re-stated that “Yes, Donald said those exact words. Isn’t he the greatest! He will make America Great again!”

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