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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum to Depict President Trump Sitting on Gold Toilet, Tweeting


Satirical News Service
London, England


News came today that Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in London will depict their figure of Donald Trump seated on his gold toilet, tweeting messages on his iPhone. It has been a tradition of Madame Tussaud's going back more than 100 years to depict famous figures in wax. These have included leaders both famous and infamous from nearly every nation on earth. These figures are usually depicted in ways that shed light on their true character. Thus it was quite a surprise when sources at the museum indicated this particular pose for President Trump. According to one spokesperson, “We have no obligation to anyone to depict anyone how they would like, instead it is up to our board of directors to suggest apt poses for new exhibits. We make no apologies.”  Upon hearing this Donald Trump tweeted “Madame Tussauds Museum -a loser! Avoid it."

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