Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
S&M airlines,
the airline that brought flying misery to a new low level, has just announced an
elite class upgrade to give you the most humiliating flying experience
possible. With this upgrade masochists will find their every flying fantasy fulfilled
as they are forcibly dragged off the plane by dominatrix clad flight attendants
amid the jeers and taunt of fellow passengers who will happily be posting
videos of you begging and pleading as they drag you away. Right now this
upgrade is offered only on selected flights, but as demand increases they hope
to offer it on every flight.
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