Satirical News Service
New York, NY
Executives at CBS have decided to take a page from recent
events and create new episodes of the popular reality TV show Survivor to be
set in an airport and “over-booked” airplane. First the contestants will be
stranded at a gate terminal in some god forsaken airport with nothing around in
the middle of a blizzard for several days. They will have to survive by finding
whatever they can scavenge from Vending machines that will eat their change and
deliver at random. Finally, they will be allowed to board the plane, but just
as they are seated they will be told that “The flight is overbooked and they
will need to randomly select passengers to deplane”. It is still unsure if the
TV producers will then force other passengers to select who will be “taken off
the plane”, or just make it a free for all to see who can stay in their seat
while big burly mean looking security guards try to haul them off the plane. The
last group standing will receive free airline tickets on United Airlines.
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