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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Mexico Tears down Hundreds of Buildings to Get building Materials for Trump’s Wall

Satirical News Service
Mexico City, Mexico

Mexico City today started to demolish hundreds of building simultaneously in order to obtain the necessary materials to build Trump’s border wall. According to Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, “When we heard Mr. Trump speak today at the UN, we knew he meant what he said about building that wall and making Mexico pay for it. We decided we better get prepared for this. We are a small country with very few resources, and since all our skilled workers are in America, we had to start tearing down a lot of buildings here in Mexico city to get all the building materials for his wall. Luckily Mother Nature was on our side and sent us a 7.5 earthquake to assist in our efforts.”

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