Washington, DC
As the war of words with North Korea escalated this week, President
Trump today asked Congress for 20 million dollars to develop more potent
epithets to hurl at North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. In a tweet today he
stated,
“We need to develop more powerful epithets that will totally devastate Kim
Jong Un. We know that North Korea is doing this and have already tested a
string of insults that it intends to hurl at the US. Our current arsenal of
epithets is disgraceful. Many like ‘Rocketman’
are more than 40 years old, and in some cases, ‘Dotard’ are more than 100. Without new and more potent ones, the US could
find itself under a stream of verbal attacks at any time with no way to
retaliate. I am asking Congress for 20 million dollars added onto the defense
budget for this program”.
When queried as to where the funds would come from to pay
for this, he tweeted “We’ll take it from Funds for the school lunch program”.
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